A humour blog run by two female lord disicks, bitch.

ps the pole dancing fat bunny is the scroll to the top button

llamas or dicks we'll never know
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julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

koopa-scooper:

there can only be one

koopa-scooper:

there can only be one

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

zackisontumblr:

if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do