i put the laid in plaid
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
- me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
- another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
- me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there







